This Nails It

This letter was sent to the Wall Street Journal on August 8, 2008 by Alisa

Wilson, Ph.D., of California, in response to the Wall Street Journal article

titled

"Where's The Outrage?" that appeared July 31,2008.





Really, I can tell you where the outrage is. The outrage is here, in this middle-aged, well-educated, upper-middle class woman. The outrage is here, but I have no representation, no voice. The outrage is here, but no one is listening for who am I?



I am not a billionaire like George Soros that can fund an entire political movement.

I am not a celebrity like Barbra Streisand that can garner the attention of the press to promote political candidates.

I am not a film maker like Michael Moore or Al Gore that can deliver misleading movies to the public.



The outrage is here, but unlike those with money or power, I don't know how to reach those who feel similarly in order to effect change.

Why am I outraged? I am outraged that my country, the United States of America , is in a state of moral and ethical decline. There is no right or wrong anymore, just what's fair.



Is it fair that millions of Americans who overreached and borrowed more than they could afford are now being bailed out by the government and lending institutions to stave off foreclosure? Why shouldn't these people be made to pay the consequences for their poor judgment?



When my husband and I purchased our home, we were careful to purchase only what we could afford. Believe me, there are much larger, much nicer homes that I would have loved to have purchased. But, taking responsibility for my behavior and my life, I went with the house that we could afford, not the house that we could not afford. The notion of personal responsibility has all but died in our country.



I am outraged, that the country that welcomed my mother as an immigrant from Hitler's Nazi Germany and required that she and her family learn English now allows itself to be overrun with illegal immigrants and worse, caters to those illegal immigrants.



I am outraged that my hard-earned taxes help support those here illegally. That the Los Angeles Public School District is in such disarray that I felt it incumbent to send my child to private school, that every time I go to the ATM, I see "do you want to continue in English or Spanish?", that every time I call the bank, the phone company, or similar business, I hear "press 1 for English or press 2 for Spanish".. WHY? This is America, our common language is English and attempts to promote a bi- or multi-lingual society are sure to fail and to marginalize those who cannot communicate in English.



I am outraged at our country's weakness in the face of new threats on American traditions from Muslims. Just this week, Tyson's Food negotiated with its union to permit Muslims to have Eid-al-Fitr as a holiday instead of Labor Day. What am

I missing? Yes, there is a large Somali Muslim population working at the Tyson's plant in Tennessee. Tennessee, last I checked, is still part of the United States .. If Muslims want to live and work here they should be required to live and work by our American Laws and not impose their will on our long history.



In the same week, Random House announced that they had indefinitely delayed the publication of The Jewel of Medina, by Sherry Jones, a book about the life of Mohammed's wife, Aisha due to fear of retribution and violence by Muslims. When did we become a nation ruled by fear of what other immigrant groups want?

It makes me so sad to see large corporations cave rather than stand proudly on the principles that built this country.



I am outraged because appeasement has never worked as a political policy, yet appeasing Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is exactly what we are trying to do. An excellent article, also published recently in the Wall Street Journal, went through over 20 years of history and why talking with Iran has been and will continue to be ineffective. Yet talk, with a madman no less, we continue to do so.. Have we so lost our moral compass and its ability to detect evil that we will not go in and destroy Iran 's nuclear program? Would we rather wait for another Holocaust for the Jews - one which they would be unlikely to survive? When does it end?



As if the battle for good and evil isn't enough, now come the Environmentalists who are so afraid of global warming that they want to put a Bag tax on grocery bags in California; to eliminate Mylar balloons; to establish something as insidious as the recycle police in San Francisco. I do my share for the environment: I recycle, I use water wisely, I installed an energy efficient air conditioning unit. But when and where does the lunacy stop? Ahmadinejad wants to wipe Israel off the map, the California economy is being overrun by illegal immigrants, and the United States of America no longer knows right from wrong, good from evil.. So what does California do? Tax grocery=2 0bags.



So, America , although I can tell you where the outrage is, this one middle-aged, well-educated, upper middle class woman is powerless to do anything about it. I don't even feel like my vote counts because I am so outnumbered by those who disagree with me.



Alisa Wilson, Ph.D., California



There are a lot more out there who think just like Alisa Wilson, the only difference, she put her thoughts in an email that will reach thousands. I would like to keep this going and see how big it gets. Please pass along. :)

Written By A 15yr Old In Arizona

WRITTEN BY A 15 yr old school kid in Arizona.
New Pledge of Allegiance (TOTALLY AWESOME) !

Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most Public schools anymore because the word 'God' is mentioned....A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW School prayer :

Now I sit me down in schoolWhere praying is against the rule for this great nation under God finds mention of him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, it violates the Bill of Rights, and anytime my head I bow becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, that's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate,God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, and pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, we're taught that such judgments' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles, but the Ten Commandments are not allowed, no word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, when chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen..... If you aren't ashamed to do this, please pass this on. Jesus said,'If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father..'Not ashamed.. Pass this on.

Call Out

This is a call out to help the animals at the Granite City Illinois APA, the Granite City APA was burglarized again this week, the thieves made off with a large amount of dog food. The Granite City Association APA is always tight on funds. Workers are now trying to figure out how to absorb the financial loss and at the same time continue to provide services to the animals. I am urging anyone who lives near there to please donate some dog food to help out the animals even a donation would help them out. Here is the link to their site http://www.gcapa.org/ or by calling 618-931-7030 or mail a donation to Granite City APA PO Box 1311 Granite City, IL 62040. To all my animal lovers like me this is a no kill shelter. Thanks! :)

Serial Killer In The Making??

Wendsday October 1, 2008 in Sydney Australia a 7 year old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to Terry a 11 foot 440 pound crocodile. The child then went on a killing spree, bashing three lizards to death with a rock, including the zoo's 20-year-old Goanna. The boy also fed several live animals to the crocodile by throwing them over the two fences surrounding the crocodile's enclosure. Thirteen animals had been killed, including a turtle, bearded dragons and thorny devil lizards. Police said they are unable to press charges against the boy because of his age. Children under age 10 can't be charged with criminal offenses in the Northern Territory. The director of the zoo Rex Neindorf stated the zoo will sue the boy's parents.
This is exactly how serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer and many other serial killers started their sick sadistic killings, by killing animals. I am deeply saddened that this child is getting away with what he did, what kind of message is that sending? What kind of half wit parents let their child run amuck at night? Hopefully the parents will get the full extent of the Aussie law whatever that maybe.

A Sad Day In Music News

Richard Wright founder of Pink Floyd died Monday September 15, 2008 at his home in London at the age of 65 after batteling cancer. Wright formed Pink Floyd along with Roger Waters and Nick Mason. He wrote, played keyboards, and sang on some of bands biggest songs like "Great Gig In The Sky" and "Us And Them" from the 1973's The Dark Side Of The Moon.

This Is For All The Ladies

Men...
1. Men are like Laxatives, they irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather, nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials, you can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores, their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government Bonds, they take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps, fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots, the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

~Remember those who have faught and died for our freedom~

Serial Killer Behind Bars

Nicholas T. Sheley, age 28 of Sterling Illinois was arrested Tuesday night outside a Bindy's Bar and Grill in Granite City in Madison County, Illinois. Sheley was wanted in connection with eight recent homicides in Illinois and Missouri. Authorities believe Sheley, killed eight people in the past week, a 93-year-old man Russell Reed from Sterling Illinois, the body of Reed, the first of the eight killed, was found one week ago in the trunk of a car, police say. Investigators say Sheley faces charges of first-degree murder, aggravated battery and vehicular hijacking in the death of Ronald Randall, age 65, whose body was found Monday behind a grocery store in Galesburg, in northwestern Illinois. On Monday, police discovered the bodies of two men, a woman and a child in an apartment in nearby Rock Falls Illinois. Investigators believe they likely died late Saturday or early Sunday. Sheley was acquainted with the male victims, Brock Branson and Kenneth Ulvey, both in their 20s also killed were 20 year old Kilynna Blake and her 2 year old child Dayan Blake, whose remains were discovered Monday in an apartment in Rock Falls Illinois. More than 250 miles away, the bodies of Tom and Jill Estes of Sherwood, Arkansas were found Monday behind a gas station in Festus Missouri. The married couple had checked into a Comfort Inn in Festus last Friday June 27th and were last seen late Sunday on June 29th. Their dogs were found in the hotel parking lot, unharmed but covered with blood. All eight homicide victims appeared to have been killed by blunt force trauma to the head.

NO DEAL Per Anheuser-Busch Executives

NO DEAL!! August Busch IV said the offer is too low considering Anheuser-Busch's market share in the U.S. and potential for expansion in foreign markets including China. A-B executives said they are not going to sell off their packaging division or their theme parks. They plan to increase the buyback of shares over the next two years and cut costs by reducing its U.S. workforce of 8,600 salaried workers by 10 to 15 percent through an offer of early retirement to those 55-years and older. Anheuser-Busch expects about 1,300 employees will take the offer.

Save Anheuser Busch

I encourage everyone especially those in St. Louis to sign this petition to save Anheuser Busch from being sold to the overseas Company InBev. We must STOP this! Sending our jobs and company's overseas! There are so so many families all over the country this will effect not just those in St. Louis, those who work for Anheuser Busch all over the United States. It will effect major charities and organizations who rely on Anheuser Busch contributions. This will indeed will have a ripple affect on a already crippled economy, and we as consumers must stand up and let our voices be heard. Thanks!

http://www.saveab.com/

I Recieved This In An Email Thought I Would Share

Can this be so??? Remembering helps!

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history. They really happened!!!Do you remember?

1.1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40.

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

8. In 1988 , Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim male extremists between the of 17 and 40.

12. In 2002 the United States fought a warin Afghanistan against Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

13. In 2002 rep orter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by-- you guessed it-- Muslim male extremists between the ages of 17 and 40.

No, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people...Absolutely No Profiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women,little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling. According to The Book of Revelations:The Anti-Christ will be a man, in his 40s, of MUSLIM descent , who will deceive the nations with persuasive language, and have a MASSIVE Christ-like appeal....the prophecy says that people will flock to him and he will promise false hope and world peace, and when he is in power, he will destroy everything.And Now: For the award winning Act of Stupidity Of all times the People of America want to elect, to the most Powerful position on the face of the Planet -- The Presidency of the United states of America A Muslim Male Extremist Between the ages of 17 and 40.

How To Spot A Gay Terroist

OSAMA BIN SHOPPING

This Is For All My STL Readers

This is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about St. Louis:

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from October through May, you might live in St.Louis.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you might live in St.Louis.

If someone mentions "The Landing" and it has nothing to do with the space shuttle, you might live in St.Louis.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, or the same day, you might live in St.Louis.

If you've seen a tornado touch down and ONLY thought "Damn it, I just waxed the car", you might live in St.Louis.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in St.Louis.

If you measure distance in hours instead of miles, you might live in St.Louis.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you might live in St.Louis.

If you drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard forsome White Castles, you might live in St.Louis.

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you might live in St.Louis.

If you take I-Farty-Far to Six Flags, you might live in St.Louis.

If you know what/where the Piasa Bird is, you might live in St.Louis.

If someone says concrete and you think of Ted Drewes instead of pavement, you might live in St.Louis.

If you know what a TRAM is, you might live in St.Louis.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in St.Louis.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph and your going 80 and everybody is passing you, you might live in St.Louis.

If you've ever skipped school, work, or even a court date because you had tickets to an afternoon Cards, Blues or Rams game, you might live in St.Louis.

If you can say the words "Cahokia Mounds" and not think of a candybar or boobies, you might live in St.Louis.

If driving is better in the winter because the pot holes are filled with snow, you might live in St.Louis.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,still winter and road construction, you might live in St.Louis.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you might live in St.Louis.

If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you might live in St.Louis.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your St.Louis friends & others, you live or have lived in St.Louis or near by.

Remember The Fallen

Congratulations To St. Louis Stray Rescue And Founder Randy Grim

Congratulations To St. Louis Stray Rescue and founder Randy Grim in winning the Zootoo million dollar makeover! Stray Rescue officially was born in 1998 as a full-fledged non-profit organization and shelter. In St. Louis, Randy Grim, founder of Stray Rescue, is out on the streets every day feeding 50 or more stray dogs. Stray Rescue's foster network is the largest and most effective program of its kind in the St. Louis area. Stray Rescue has made a significant impact and become a voice for stray animals everywhere. With fabulous volunteers, veterinarians, trainers, behaviorists, shelters and programs. Randy Grim is best known for his miracle dog Quetin who he saved from the gas chamber here in Missouri, using the gas chamber on animals in euthinizing animals here in Missouri has since been abolished because of Randy's fight for humane euthinization.

http://www.strayrescue.org/index.html

Obamas Words

Final sentence is the key...

This guy wants to be our President and control our government. Pay close attention to the last comment!! Below are a few lines from Obama's books in his own words:

From Dreams of My Father: 'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

From Dreams of My Father : 'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

From Dreams of My Father: 'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa , that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself, the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, Dubois and Mandela.'

From Audacity of Hope: 'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'

Ken Blackwell Columnist for the New York Sun On Barack Obama

It's an amazing time to be alive in America. We're in a year of firsts in this presidential election: the first viable woman candidate; the first viable African-American candidate; and, a candidate who is the first frontrunning freedom fighter over 70. The next president of America will be a first. We won't truly be in an election of firsts, however, until we judge every candidate by where they stand. We won't arrive where we should be until we no longer talk about skin color or gender. Now that Barack Obama steps to the front of the Democratic field, we need to stop talking about his race, and start talking about his policies and his politics. The reality is this: Though the Democrats will not have a nominee until August, unless Hillary Clinton drops out, Mr. Obama is now the frontrunner, and its time America takes a closer and deeper look at him. Some pundits are calling him the next John F. Kennedy. He's not. He's the next George McGovern. And it's time people learned the facts. Because the truth is that Mr. Obama is the single most liberal senator in the entire U.S. Senate. He is more liberal than Ted Kennedy, Bernie Sanders, or Mrs. Clinton. Never in my life have I seen a presidential frontrunner whose rhetoric is so far removed from his record. Walter Mondale promised to raise our taxes, and he lost. George McGovern promised military weakness, and he lost. Michael Dukakis promised a liberal domestic agenda, and he lost. Yet Mr. Obama is promising all those things, and he's not behind in the polls. Why? Because the press has dealt with him as if he were in a beauty pageant. Mr. Obama talks about getting past party, getting past red and blue, to lead the United States of America.. But let's look at the more defined strokes of who he is underneath this superficial "beauty." Start with national security, since the president's most important duties are as commander-in-chief. Over the summer, Mr. Obama talked about invading Pakistan, a nation armed with nuclear weapons; meeting without preconditions with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who vows to destroy Israel and create another Holocaust; and Kim Jong II, who is murdering and starving his people, but emphasized that the nuclear option was off the table against terrorists - something no president has ever taken off the table since we created nuclear weapons in the 1940s. Even Democrats who have worked in national security condemned all of those remarks. Mr. Obama is a foreign-policy novice who would put our national security at risk. Next, consider economic policy. For all its faults, our health care system is the strongest in the world. And free trade agreements, created by Bill Clinton as well as President Bush, have made more goods more affordable so that even people of modest means can live a life that no one imagined a generation ago. Yet Mr. Obama promises to raise taxes on "the rich." How to fix Social Security? Raise taxes. How to fix Medicare? Raise taxes. Prescription drugs? Raise taxes. Free college? Raise taxes. Socialize medicine? Raise taxes. His solution to everything is to have government take it over. Big Brother on steroids, funded by your paycheck. Finally, look at the social issues. Mr. Obama had the audacity to open a stadium rally by saying, "All praise and glory to God!" but says that Christian leaders speaking for life and marriage have "hijacked" - hijacked - Christianity. He is pro-partial birth abortion, and promises to appoint Supreme Court justices who will rule any restriction on it unconstitutional. He espouses the abortion views of Margaret Sanger, one of the early advocates of racial cleansing. His spiritual leaders endorse homosexual marriage, and he is moving in that direction. In Illinois, he refused to vote against a statewide ban - ban - on all handguns in the state. These are radical left, Hollywood, and San Francisco values, not Middle America values. The real Mr. Obama is an easy target for the general election. Mrs. Clinton is a far tougher opponent. But Mr. Obama could win if people don't start looking behind his veneer and flowery speeches. His vision of "bringing America together" means saying that those who disagree with his agenda for America are hijackers or warmongers. Uniting the country means adopting his liberal agenda and abandoning any conflicting beliefs. But right now everyone is talking about how eloquent of a speaker he is and - yes - they're talking about his race. Those should never be the factors on which we base our choice for president. Mr. Obama's radical agenda sets him far outside the American mainstream, to the left of Mrs. Clinton. It's time to talk about the real Barack Obama. In an election of firsts, let's first make sure we elect the person who is qualified to be our president in a nuclear age during a global civilizational war.

You May Be Taliban If

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following,

'YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF...'

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN 'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
Source unknown.

Ponder This One

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

C O W S-

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington ? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N-

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S-

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:You cannot post - 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
Source unknown.

Female Reindeer

REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

This Holiday Season

Why Why Why

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" .......because we know accidents happen, and FORGIVE!
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

Remembering September 11, 2001

We shall never forget please take a moment to watch this video you must have sound on. http://www.fdnylodd.com/BloodofHeroes.html

Independence Day

Please remember on this Independence Day the men and women who fight for our freedom each and everyday remember their sacrifices.

Alan Johnston Released

BBC correspondent Allan Johnson was released early Wednesday after 114 days being held by the Army of Islam, a Palestinian group with apparent al-Qaeda links that claimed responsibility for snatching Mr. Johnston from a Gaza street on March 12th. The group wanted Britain to free Muslim prisoners, particularly the Islamist cleric Abu Qatada. Muslims are always committing relentless acts of violence agaist all humanity, so desperatley trying to always push their islamic beliefs on everyone else.

Princess Diana Concert

I thought the concert was great and I enjoyed it, in light of the terroist attacks over there, I truly commend the British in their resilience agaist these monster terroist's and showing they will not cower and the show went on. I truly believe that Diana would have been very proud of her son's Prince William and Prince Harry.

Benoit Murders And Steroids

As many are aware, allegedly Pro Wrestler Chris Benoit murdered his family, wife Nancy, and seven year old son Daniel and then committed suicide in their Georgia home, if this does end up being determined that indeed this is what happened, I believe the WWE and any other Pro Wrestling Organizations should take a long hard look at the use of steroids in the industry, because steroid usage has been linked to several deaths in the Pro Wrestling industry.

Tim Mcgraw's Tribute To The Fallen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-o9aCoeGoI

God Bless America

Land that I love ......dedicated to our troops present and past who have fought to protect freedom and liberty throughout the world.

The Truth Pass It Along

You can call me:"redneck" ,"hillbilly", "slaker" , "cracker", "honkey", "whitey","gringo" or wigger and you think it's OK....But when I call you coon, jiggaboo, kike, sand nigger, rag head ,towelhead, wop, camel jockey, gook, nigger, slant eyes or chink you call me a racist.-You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?-You have the United Negro College Fund.-You have Martin Luther King Day.-You have Black History Month.-You have Cesar Chavez Day.-You have Yom Hashoah-You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi-You have the NAACP.-You have BET.-If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.-If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.-If we had white history month... we'd be racist.-If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.-If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.-In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.-Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.-You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.I am white.I am proud.But, you call me a racist.Why is it that only whites can be racists?

Cardinals Pitcher Killed

Cardinals Pitcher, Josh Hancock, of the St. Louis Cardinals was killed at 12:35a.m. Sunday morning in a traffic accident. The 29 year old Hancock was alone in his 2007 Ford Explorer when he struck the rear of a tow truck at 12:35 a.m. The truck was in the left lane assisting another vehicle that was involved in a prior accident, Hancock was pronounced dead at the scene. Hancock's death is the second of a Cardinals player in less than five years. Pitcher Darryl Kile was found dead in a Chicago hotel room in June 2002. The 33 year old Kile died of a coronary artery blockage. Our thoughts and prayers are with the family and friends of Josh Hancock and the entire Cardinals Organization, this is another tragic loss for the Cardinals and the world of baseball.

Just A Funny

Day Of Mourning

In Memory Of Those Lost

Ross Alameddine

Kevin Granata

Jeremy Herbstritt

Matthew La Porte

Liviu Librescu

Lauren McCain

Minal Panchal

Michael Pohle

Reema Samaha

Maxine Turner

Jamie Bishop

Austin Cloyd

Matt Gwaltney

Rachael Hill

Jarrett Lane

G.V. Loganathan

Daniel O'Neil

Daniel Perez Cueva

Julia Pryde

Waleed Shaalan

Nicole Regina White

Brian Bluhm

Jocelyne Couture-Nowak

Caitlin Hammaren

Emily Hilscher

Henry Lee

Partahi Mamora Halomoan Lumbantoruan

Juan Ramon Ortiz

Erin Peterson

Mary Read

Leslie G. Sherman

May God bless you all and the families you leave behind.

Remember Our Troops

I just wanted to share this very powerful video that is on You Tube just click on the link and please remember to support our troops!
http://www.youtube.com/v/ervaMPt4Ha0&autoplay

Rules For The Phone

This was in an email going around and I could not agree more: How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered! GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA..Press "1" for English, Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English! And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ, and the American Soldier. One died for your soul, the other died for your freedom.

Mistrial In Johnson Murder Trial

Kevin Johnson was on trial here in St. Louis for the July 5, 2005 murder of Kirkwood Police Sergeant Bill McEntee. Johnson shot Sergeant McEntee 6 times and the 7th shot in the back of the head while officer McEntee sat in his patrol car talking to some local kids. Johnson states in his trial he just "flipped out' after his younger brother fell dead of a heart condition that same day, Johnson blamed police for not being able to save his younger brother, so this animal decides to go out and kill the first cop he see's. On Saturday March 31, 2007 Johnson admitted to shooting McEntee during his testimony on the stand. The jurors couldn't decide whether Johnson should be convicted of first degree murder, which could carry a death penalty sentence, or second degree murder, so a mistrial was declared and a new trial starts in October. This animal Johnson admitted he killed McEntee, a man who had a wife and children, just doing his job, Johnson took a life, and should pay with his own!

Citgo Name Change Take Note Americans

Chavez is NOW getting a Russian Weapons Factory built by Putin.The RUSSIANS are building an AK-47 Kalashnikov Assault Rifle factory in Venezuela, to give armament support to Communist Rebel groups throughout the Americas. Chavez NOW has IRANIANS operating his oil refineries in Venezuela for him.It is likely only a matter of time, if not already, before Chavez has Iranian-built LONG RANGE missiles, with a variety of warhead types aimed at: Guess Who? CITGO is NOW in the process of Changing Its Name to PETRO XPRESS due to the loss of gasoline sales in the USA due to the recent publicity of ownership by Chavez of Venezuela.Every dollar you spend with CITGO or PETRO EXPRESS gasoline will be used against you, your basic human rights, and your freedoms. He will start wars here in the Americas that will probably be the death of millions of free people.
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT because Chavez is starting to feel the loss of revenue from his holdings. HE OWNS CITGO. This is a very important move that everyone should be aware of. ANNOUNCED JUST RECENTLY, CITGO, BEING AWARE THAT SALES ARE DOWN DUE TO U.S. CUSTOMERS NOT WANTING TO BUY FROM "CITGO-CHAVEZ", HAVE STARTED TO CHANGE THE NAME OF SOME OF THEIR STATIONS TO: "PETRO EXPRESS". DO NOT BUY FROM "PETRO EXPRESS" EITHER!!! "PETRO EXPRESS" IS ALSO 100% OWNED BY "CHAVEZ."KEEP THIS MEMO GOING SO THAT EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT IS HAPPENING. BOYCOTT "CITGO" AND "PETRO EXPRESS" AND MAKE SURE THIS IS PASSED ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

George Carlin's Solution To Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants!That would be 11 million less people using our gas.The price of gas would
come down.Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq.Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.Problem solved.Written and performed by George Carlin.

Pet Food Recall

A complete list of the recalled products along with product codes, descriptions and production dates was posted online by Menu Foods. The company also designated two phone numbers that pet owners could call for information: (866) 463-6738 and (866) 895-2708.

One Of Bill Cosbys Best Speeches

This was written by Bill Cosby and I could not agree more. Can't Blame White People by Bill Cosby. They're standing on the corner and they can't speak English. I can't even talk the way these people talk: Why you ain't, Where you is, What he drive, Where he stay, Where he work, Who you be... And I blamed the kid until I heard the mother talk. And then I heard the father talk. Everybody knows it's important to speak English...except these knuckleheads. Mushmouth is what they speak! You can't be a doctor with that kind of crap coming out of your mouth. In fact you will never get any kind of job making a decent living. People marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education, and now we've got these knuckleheads throwing that all way. The lower economic people are not holding up their end in this deal.
These people are not parenting, they are buying things for kids. $500 sneakers... for what? And they won't spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.
I am talking about these people who cry when their son is standing there in an orange suit. Where were you when he was 2?
Where were you when he was 12?
Where were you when he was 18?
And, how come you didn't know that he had a pistol?
And where is the father? Or who is his father? People putting their clothes on backward: Isn't that a sign of something gone wrong? People with their hats on backward, pants down
around the crack, isn't that a sign of something? They're walking
around with their nasty underwear showing, and holding onto their pants to keep them from falling to the ground! Or are you waiting for Jesus to pull his pants up? Isn't it a sign of something when she has her dress all the way up to her panty line, and got all types of needle piercings going through her body? What part of Africa did this come from? We are not Africans. Those people are not Africans, they don't know a thing about Africa. With names like Shaniqua, Taliqua and Mohammedand all of that crap, and all of them are in jail. Brown or black versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem. We have got to take the neighborhood back. People used to be ashamed. Today a woman has eight children with eight different husbands or men or whatever you call them now. We have millionaire football players who cannot read. We have million-dollar basketball players who can't write two paragraphs. We as black folks have to do a better job. Someone working at Wal-Mart with seven kids saying... you are hurting us. We have to start holding each other to a higher standard. We cannot blame the white people any longer. It is not for media or anyone of this time anymore to say whether I'm right or wrong. It is time, ladies and gentlemen, to look at the numbers. Fifty percent of our children are dropping out of high school. Sixty percent of the incarcerated males happen to be illiterate. There's a correlation. Tell the media to stop asking me what I think about people who don't believe what I'm saying or feel that I'm too harsh or feel that I'm just running my mouth because I'm old. Seventy percent of the teenagers pregnant happen to be African
American girls. Don't ask me to soften my message.
Bill Cosby

The Anna Nicole Smith Saga

All I have to say are they ever going to let this woman rest in peace? That evil witch mother of Anna's makes me sick, I mean who the hell does she think she is? Now her daughter is dead, never cared before why the hell is she now? Talk about a money hungrey bitch that lady makes my skin crawl! I think Anna Nicole Smith should be buried by her son Daniel in the Bahamas, and I hope they find who Danilynn's father truly is, so the father can play and active role in raising that child who was left without a mother at just five months old.

Anna Nicole Smith Dead At Age 39

Anna Nicole Smith, age 39, died Thursday February 8, 2007, at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Florida after collapsing. Anna Nicole Smith was best known for being a Playboy centerfold, jeans model, bride of an oil tycoon, reality-show subject. Anna's 20 year old son Daniel died September 10, 2006 of a drug overdose in the Bahamas. It is quite freaky she died the same way Marilyn Monroe did who died at age 36 in 1962 of a drug overdose.

Colts Win The Superbowl

Congratulations to The Indianapolis Colts Super Bowl Champs!

George Carlin's New Rules For 2007

New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days--mowing my lawn.

New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Trout?

New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky bastards.

New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men.

New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.

New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some Jack Daniels over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.

New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.

New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," ooh, you're a huge asshole.

New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy.

New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.

New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show."

New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two.

New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie.

New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and gradu ations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.

New Rule: and this one is long overdue: No more bathroom attendants. After I zip up, some guy is offering me a towel and a mint like I just had sex with George Michael. I can't even tell if he's supposed to be there, or just some freak with a fetish. I don't want to be on your web cam, dude. I just want to wash my hands.

New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.

New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying" Do you want fries with that?"

This is written and performed by George Carlin.

Shawn Hornbeck's Parent's Statement

Statement from Pam & Craig Ackers made January 23,2007. While we understand and appreciate the continued interest that remains, as parents, we believe it is in Shawn's best interest - and in the best interest of our family - to step out of the spotlight and begin a new chapter in our lives. This new chapter will be the long, challenging road of healing, as we work together, with Shawn, to help him reclaim his life and reconnect as a family. We are sure the public understands our situation and respects our request for privacy. "Craig Akers added: "While our main focus of attention will now be on Shawn and his needs, we will continue to work through The Shawn Hornbeck Foundation on behalf of the countless children who are still missing, and will not stop until all are reunited to their families, where they belong." Just a little tid bit for the one's who where so very critical of Shawn Hornbeck's parents, since the Oprah interview, Shawn Hornbeck and his parents Pam and Craig Ackers have been in seclusion from the public and the media here, on Friday The Grandmother and Aunt, appeared only, when a new home was presented to the family today by the construction company McBride & Son's, to start their new beginning in, and more space to be able to have the Shawn Hornbeck Foundation offices on their property. There are skeptics everywhere, but the general response from most are they are just so very happy for Shawn's safe return to the family who never gave up hope.

Ben Ownby & Shawn Hornbeck Found ALIVE!

Ben Ownby, the 13-year-old Franklin County boy missing since Monday, has been found alive-and so has Shawn Hornbeck, who was 11 years old when he disappeared from Richwood Missouri 4 years ago both found alive at a apartment in Kirkwood, Missouri. A 41-year-old Michael J. Devlin of Kirkwood has been charged. The FBI is also looking into federal charges due to what they have found in Devlin's apartment in their search for evidence.

Yvonne De Carlo Star Of TV's The Munsters Dies

Yvonne De Carlo, the star who played Moses' wife in "The Ten Commandments" and achieved her greatest popularity on TV's "The Munsters," has died at the age of 84. She will always be known as Lily Munster, Lily, vampire-like in a black gown, presided over the scary household and was a rock for her gentle but often bumbling husband, Herman, played by 6-foot-5-inch character actor Fred Gwynne. She was also one of the biggest beauty queens of the 40's and 50's, one of the most beautiful women in the world during that time, she was one of the great glamour queens of Hollywood.

NYC Subway Hero Wesley Autrey

A college student from Massachusetts who collapsed on subway tracks in New York City owes his life to a courageous and quick-thinking stranger. Nineteen year old Cameron Hollopeter of Littleton fell on to the tracks at a Manhattan station yesterday after suffering a seizure. Wesley Autrey age 50 a Vietnam Veteran saw the teen-ager fall on the tracks, which are a few feet bellow from platform level. Autrey jumped down onto the tracks and rolled with Hollopeter into the rut between the rails as a southbound train was coming in. The train's operator hit the emergency brakes but couldn't stop in time. Two cars of the train passed over the men, leaving about two inches to spare. Neither men where injured. What a remarkable act of courage from Mr. Autrey to act when a fellow American is in need of help, I applaud this man, if we had more people like this in the world, the world would be a much better place.

Denver Broncos Cornerback Darrent Williams Shot

Denver Broncos cornerback Darrent Williams, age 24, was shot and killed in a drive by shooting early Monday morning New Year's Day, the white Hummer limousine he was riding in was fired on from a vehicle that pulled up along its side in Denver just hours after the team was elimated from the NFL playoffs. Three people in the limo were hit and were taken to hospitals, where Darrent Williams was pronounced dead at the scene. Darrent Williams teamed with Pro Bowl player Champ Bailey to give Denver one of the top cornerback tandems in the NFL. Williams finished the season with 88 tackles, 78 of them solo, and four interceptions.